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{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"fact":"Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens. The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived.","length":142}
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